The story of how i died

It all started when i got up.AND THEN I ATE CEREAL.But then blood came out of my cereal.so i srugged it off and went to gamestop.then i found a game that said in bold marker DO NOT BUY OR YOU WILL DIE.but i got it anyway.THEN SONIC.EXE CAME OUT.but i just said it was my mind playing tricks on me.so i put the game in and HYPER RELISTIC BLOOD CAME OUT OF MY TV.so walked away.AND SOMEONE HAD A GUN TO MY HEAD.AND NOW IM DEAD.DISCLAMER:If you lost any braincells while reading this its not my fault.So dont sue me:(.